something scare me off...

yup...
gue nggak yakin deh kalo judulnya bener...
intinyaaa...

GUE PALING BENCI KALO ADA PESAN BERANTAI NAKUT-NAKUTIN ORANGGGGG!!!!!

kenapa yaaa...
orang tuh mau mau aja gitu ditipu orang...
suruh nyebar ini inilahh.. kalo nggak, ntar mati...
mang lu Tuhan ya, bisa ngeramal orang sembarangan...
ada aja gitu ya, orang yang ngirim-ngirim...

biasanya sih gue nggak takut sama yang kayak begituan...
tapi kali ini entah kenapa gue ngerasa merinding gitu...
nih pesennya...
yang ngirim orang bule lohh(noraknyaaaa... padahal setiap ef juga ada bule berkeliaran-____________-)

Hi, I am Teddy. Once you read this you cannot get out. Finish reading this until it is done! As I said, I am Teddy. I am 7 years old. I have no eyes and blood all over my face. I am dead. If you don't send this to at least 12 people I will come to your house at midnight and I'll hide under your bed. When you're asleep, I'll kill you. Don't believe me? Case 1: Patty Buckles Got this e-mail. She doesn't believe in c hain letters. Well, Foolish Patty. She w^_^leeping when her TV started flickering on and off. Now she's not with us anymore. Ha ha patty, Ha ha! You don't want to be like Patty, do you? Case 2: George M. Simon Hates chain mail, but he didn't want to die that night. He sent it to 4 people. Not good enough George.. Now, George is in a coma, we don't know if he'll ever wake up.. Ha ha George, Ha ha! Now, do you want to be like George? Case 3: Bobby Tyler She got this letter. Another chain letter she thought. Only had 7 people to send to. Well, That night when she was having a shower she saw bloody Mary in the mirror. It was the BIGGEST fright of her life. Valarie is scarred for life. Case 4: Derek Minse This is the final case I'll tell you about. Well, Derek was a smart person. He sent it to 12 people. Later that day, he found a $100.00 bill on the ground. He was premoted to head officer at his job and his girlfr iend said yes to his purposal. Now, Katie and him are living happily ever after. The have 2 beautiful children. Send this to at least 12 people or you'll face the consequences. 0 people- You will die tonight 1-6 people- you will be injured 7-11 people- you will get the biggest fright of your life 12 and over- you are safe and will have good fortune! Do What Teddy Says!!!! Hurry, you must send to 12 people before midnight

ini asli dari dia...
hhiiiiiii...
bodo' dah...

tapi ada yang lebih abaaalll,

> > now that u have opened this there is no going back! if u dont send this message 2 every one on ur list u will have the following:r> >r> > ~ u will fail ur testsr> > ~ u will cut ur fingerr> > ~ u will lose someone close 2 your> > ~ u will not have a good day for the next 12 yearsr> >r> > --if u do send this u will:r> >r> > ~ be kissed by ur crush b4 next monthr> > ~ have good luckr> > ~ have someone fall in love with yourrrrrrrrrrrrr

siapa jugaaaaa yang mau dicium??
ewwww...

innalillahi wa innaillaihi rojiun....

telah berpulang ke rahmatullah, Maricha bin/binti Lada...
nggak tega gue nulisnyaaa...

huhuhuhuuh TT^TT

dah ah, intinya, maricha meninggalll!!!

the new "person" in my class

ok, kelas gue memiliki nickname yang lucu...
LADA = LApan DuA...
keren kaaann????
hahahaaa

trus, ceritanya bermula dari Ida(temen gue paling alim) pulang dari toilet membawa oleh-oleh yang berupa kelomang...
dan kelomang itu kita jadikan sebagain pet-nya LADA...
namanyaaaaa... MERICHA!!!

tadinya pas mau pulang, gue sama winda mau beli kelomang lagi buat Mericha,
yang diduga akan diberi nama Kemiri...
heheheee...

ternyata, tukangnya udah kabur, karena takut rugi... huhu... TT^TT
*abang tukang kelomang kabur karena diduga gue suka nyiksa hewan*

jadinya, gue bawa si Maricha pulang deh...
gue nyuri tempat makan bening nggak kepake,
ini aer putih dikit tambah garem,
nyolong batu depan rumah,
nyomot lumut di kolam ikan...

trus, ternyata si Maricha jadi pendiem...
pas aernya gue ganti jadi aer keran bin tawar,
Maricha pun hidup pecicilan *diduga karena ingin mencari jalan keluar*

i love Marichaaa!!! >///<

n.b : doain supaya gue kepilih jadi finalis ya...
nggak usah banyak tanya, doain aja, kalo berhasil, ntar lu liat tipi...
thx... ^^

alone... oh... sendirian...

ok, jadi, bermula pada hari kamis, hari dimana nyokap gue marah-marah...
dan semenjak itu, gue janji sama diri gue sendiri buat ol dihari jum'at, sabtu, minggu aja...
doain berhasil yaaa...
(gue bener-bener nggak tahan kalo nggak nyentuh komputer ato leptop)

trus, hari ini gue main komputer sepuasnya...
ternyata, hari ini anak temennya nyokap gue ultah...
gue disuruh ikut!!!

ya ampunnn...
palingan badut-badutan doang -___________-

jadi, gue stay dirumah sendirian dengan alasan menepati janji amarah nyokap gue waktu hari kamis...
akhirnya dibolehin...
tadinya, gue mau ikut kakak gue kerja kelompok di lippo...
dia kerjain peer, gue jalan-jalan =P

ternyata, berangkatnya bareng bonyok gue...
padahal bonyok gue mau berangkat...
gue masih dekil...
masa' mau mandi bebek?
gue mah kalo libur mandinya 1 hari 1 kali...
nyeheheheheee...

alhasil, gue sendirian...
huhu... TT^TT

trus, pas gue baru ol pesbuk, ada orang gaje gitu ngeluntung-luntungin lonceng rumah gue...
pas gue liat, mukanya mesum!!!
eww...

gue cuma nongol-nongolin kepala gue di pintu...
gue : ada apa yaaa???
orang gaje(orga) : ini dari masjid...
gue : masjid mana ya?(perasaan pegawai mesjid di sekitar rumah gue nggak mesum deh)
orga : mesjid PIIIP, papah nya ada? sini, nggak usah takut...
gue : ayah nya lagi pergi...*pasang tampang galak*(gimana gue nggak takut sama elu coba?! lu aja mukanya kayak om-om mesum, ngaca bang!!! -_____-)
orga : *ngomong sama orga yang 1 lagi*
gue : *kabur trus treak manggil tukang kebun gue* PA UJAAAAAANNNGGG!!!!! tolongin dong nih... huhu TT^TT ada orang gaje nanyain mesjid apalah itu...

sementara pak ujang ngurusin tuh orga, gue lari ke kamar gue, nyaris jatuh dari tangga, trus ngambil semprot nyamuk...
gue : (wah, kayak twilight nih... si bella pake pepper spray, gue make semprot nyamuk. jadi, kalo ada yang berani macem-macem sama gue, tinggal gue semprot deh mukanya... kekekeke)

radda... radda... raaaarrr... akhirnya selse...
perut gue pun heboh lagi konser rock and roll minta di isi...
gue nyuruh pak ujang beliin gue soto mie...
abis, udah lama banget gue nggak makan tuh soto mie...
pas kemaren beli, nyokap gue nggak nawarin gue TT^TT...

pak ujang pun berangkat...
gue kebelet pee, tapi takut ada maling...
jadi, gue pee sambil bawa-bawa semprot nyamuk deh...
wahahahhaaaaa...

pak ujang datang!!!
dan gue pun melahap soto mie...
yummm!!!
akhirnya... puas lah sayaaaa....
huahahahaaaaa!!!!

pas gue makan suap terakhir soto mie gue, gue denger ada suara sirine polisi tapi kecil...
gue panik, langsung meluk botol semprot nyamuk...
gue : yumm...
mobil polisi : nguing nguing nguing *pelan*
gue : *naroh soto mie, trus meluk semprot nyamuk*
mobil polisi : NGUING NGUING NGUING NGUING
gue : *meluk semprot nyamuk makin erat*
mobil polisi : ...
gue : *banting semprot nyamuk dan melahap lagiiiii*

ah~~~
such a boring day...
malem ini gue nggak bisa begadang deh -________________-

udah dulu ya...
dadah...

n.b : pliss, doain gue dong supaya gue nggak ol di hari sekolah... thx... ^^