bule... oh bule... inikah jawaban para bule?

hari ni gw EF,
di sna, gw dsruh bkin 4 prtnyaan bwt guru...
guru gw, Mr.Alex, punya rambut yg lucu!
kyk ombak!
"chuuukk!"

gw nulis ni :
-what is your fav colour?
ket : ni gw bkin krn otak gw udah buntu

-what do you think about your hairstyle?
ket : gw bermksud nnya ni bwt Mr.Alex gra2 gw heran sm hairstyle'a...

-who is girl/boy are flirt to?
ket : gw pnsaran sm tipe or bule...

-do you want to die?
ket : nih prtnyaan terlintas di pkiran gw

ternyta, di tngah2 keasyikan nulis ini,
gw gg dnger klo slh stu tmn gw, Hans nnya bgni:
Hans : Mr, can i ask this question for you?
Mr.Alex : no, you can't. you have to ask it to another teacher...
gw sm skali gg dnger!
gw keasyikan...

trnyta, Mr.Alex itu nunjukin gru yg hrus di tnya...
krn gw gg ngerti pa2, gw iya2in aja...

prtnyaan prtma, sngt mudah trslesaikan...

gliran prtnyaan k2, gw snyum2 sndri coz ni bwt Mr.Alex...
trnyta, kita hrus nnya ke gru yg trnyta BOTAK dan bnr2 GA ADA SEHELAI RAMBUT alias BOTAK KINCLOG!
OH NOOOOOOOOOOOO.........!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bagaimn nih..??

akhir'a, gw nnya deh... (nma gru'a Mr.Justin)
gw : (ktwa2 pelan smbil ntupin muka pke bku) i'm sorry i'm asking this, but... what do you think about your hairstyle?
Mr.Justin : (nyengir2) well.... (suasana'a agak akward) i like it! it's very simple! you don't need to brush your hair!
gw : (mnghela pas pnjng)

wahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa......................!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
untung gw..........!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
tuh mister baek ya!
wahahahaha.....
klo dpikr2, bnr jg sih...

lanjut!

pertnyaan k3, gru yg di tuju itu juga EMO!
wahahahahahahha..........!!!!!!!!!!!
trnyta, da jg y, gru emo yg da d EF...

dy tuh pke kmja item n clana item plus dasi yg brwrna item dgn motif tengkorak yg brwrna puth......
trus, dy blng ,"hey, i'm gothic. i like scary things"
wahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaa...........
cintaaaaaaaaaaaaa gw sm tuh guru!
oh iy, nm'a Mr.Theo...

lanjut!
ni lah hsil prckpan k3 gw...

gw : hi, i wanna ask you... who is girl are you flirt to?
Mr.Theo : i like fat ghost (sedengernya gw sih itu)
gw : (snyum2 dan prcya klo nih gru bnr2 gothic)

gw mkir, nih or bnr gothic...
tpi, gothic sih gothic, but dy naksir sm fat ghost?
hantu gendut?
krn gw ngrsa aneh, gw nnya sm Mr.Alex yg kbtulan da d smping gw...

gw : is it really fat ghost?
Mr.Alex : no, it is fat girl...

wahahahaahahahahaha.......!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dasar bolotttt...!!!!!

tp, ttp aja bule mlih cwe yg fat, alias montok bin bohai...
wahahahahaaaa........
dasar... dasar....

eh, minat gg tuh sm Mr.Theo?
Mau?
call me!